Thursday, July 25, 2013

Bittersweet Heart Break. Part 1 (True Story)

When I was in secondary school, I dreamt of being a wife and a mother. I desired so much to fulfil this dream that I was practically willing to marry the next guy that asks me out when I turned 30 and there still wasn't a man in sight. I didn't care what he was, I felt I could always make the best of any man that I met if only he'll ask me to marry  him. I was afraid that time was no longer on my side and I might end up never living my dream.

It's a big fat lie! Being 35 and above does not make you less fertile than a younger woman says a controversial new book.

I've always been of the opinion that the issue of having problems getting pregnant after 35 is not a universal one. I believe that African women (especially those without any natural fertility issues and those who haven't gone through lots of abortions) can get pregnant for as long as they want until they hit their menopause but all the books and doctors have always said otherwise and made it look like you've committed an unforgivable sin when you're above 35 and only just looking at getting pregnant for the first time.

Prime Minister of Britain, David Cameron vows to spread gay marriage around the world

Seriously, I don't get these people. If they want to legalize gay marriage in their country, all good and fine but why on earth will they want to ensure that they spread the virus all around the world? Could this be just a campaign stunt or is this guy actually an advocate of the devil?

Africa has said gay marriage is against their culture, it's not something they want to be involved in, why then, will a British Prime Minister who knows nothing about other people's culture vow to spread it around the world?

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Too much Money. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Spend nearly $1 million on gold plated toilets for their new home.

Kimye's gold plated toilet
Toilet oh! I mean, regular toilet that they'll use to do 'the do' and simply flush. They've spend a whopping $750,000 on four gold-plated toilets for their mansion in Bel Air. This excludes the money they've spend on six special-edition beds which came to almost $1 millions, Swarovski-encrusted fridge and freezer and what-have-you.

Seriously, do these people have too much money or what?

I beg see pictures of the bling bling fridge and other stuff after the cut.

Current picture of Lady Gaga without make-up...she looks sorta scary!

Would you have recognized her if the picture wasn't tagged? I wouldn't have.
Lady Gaga without make-up

Proud parents, Prince William and Kate present their son, Future King of England to the world (Pictures)

This family is just so beautiful. It's lovely that Kate is proud to show off her post-baby bump and show off their royal baby to the world.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Meet the transgender 'boy' who used to be a girl and now dating a 'girl' who used to be a boy

 
I've never understood this transgender idea sha. What I keep wondering is what happens to their private parts? Do they remain their original sex or are they also reconstructed to their new choice of sex?

The Royal Baby is finally here! Kate and William welcome a baby boy

Announcing the Birth of the baby

Monday, July 22, 2013

Finally! Kate Middleton is in Labour for the Royal Baby

After all the expectations and anticipation, The Duchess of Cambridge is in the early stages of labour and was admitted to hospital at just before 6am today as she prepares to give birth to the future king or queen.


This is the world's most anticipated baby is finally on his or her way.


Friday, July 19, 2013

A Look Back At Kate Middleton's Posh Pregnancy Style (Pictures)

As the world looks forward to the birth of the Royal Baby, I thought we should sit back look back at the very beautiful pregnancy style Kate displayed through her pregnancy.
 I don't know how she managed to look this beautiful, gorgeous and respectful all through but I guess it's a look a lot of women will love to emulate when they're pregnant. I would!

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Hi Yimiton, How do I tell my parents I'm pregnant for a man they warned me against?

I don't even know where to start this story from, but I guess I'll have to tell it anyway. 

I met Deji 2 years ago when I was still in Unilag. He was like the most gorgeous man I'd ever seen, tall, well built and extremely handsome. I totally fell for him when we spoke for the first time, I knew I wanted to date him.

I was elated when he eventually asked me out, it was like I was living my dream. I was so in love with this guy and was proud to show him off to all my friends. I also told my parents about him and they were anxious to meet him. 

Lovely CoverGirl Talia Castellano lost her battle with cancer. Dies at 13

 Talia Castellano, the miniature makeup maven with her own YouTube channel, clothing line and honorary CoverGirl ad, has lost her six-year battle with cancer. She was 13.

“It is with a heavy heart that we share with all of you that Talia has earned her wings at 11:22am,” her official Facebook page announced this morning. “Please lift her beautiful soul, her beautiful light to heaven and please send your love and prayers to her family during this most difficult time.”

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Brazilian Student who sold her virginity for $780,000 said she was scammed and still a virgin

Remember the Brazilian woman who made headlines last October for auctioning off her virginity? If you don't, click HERE to read the story.

The Brazilian student who sold her virginity for a staggering $780,000 after she put it up for auction online, is now claiming she is a victim who was exploited into selling her body.

Catarina Migliorini, 21, says she is yet to see a single cent after selling her virginity in October last year to a Japanese man called 'Natsu' in an online auction organized by filmmaker Justin Sisely.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Don't be a b***h, Treat your man like a Dog. (Nicki Minaj)

Nicki Minaj has advise for all women out there. She said: “Men love independent women. You don’t have to be a b***h, but there’s nothing wrong with it at times. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.”

Nicki added: “I was praying, ‘You know what, Lord? I want to be a mom one day, and I want to start becoming the woman who I want to parent my child’.”

Court of Appeal sets Al-Mustapha free!

The Court of Appeal in Lagos has discharged and acquitted Hamza Al-Mustapha from the murder of Kudirat Abiola.

The judgment overturns that of the Lagos High Court which sentenced him to death by hanging.

The presiding judge accused the lower court of being “stroked to secure a conviction by all means.”

Mr. Al-Mustapha was a former chief security officer to the late dictator, Sani Abacha.

He was sentenced to death on January 30 for conspiracy and murder of Mrs. Abiola.

Mrs. Abiola, 45, was shot in Lagos on June 4, 1996, as the lower court ruled, on the orders of Mr. Al-Mustapha.

Where's Lady Gaga's Top

 Seriously, who steps with just a bra and micro mini skirt if not Lady Gaga?

Dear Yimiton, My fiance is extremely stingy. Will he change after marriage?

Hi Yimiton, I've been dating Ben (not real name) for over 3 years and 2 months ago, he proposed. I was really happy but the problem is that my fiance is so stingy, it's beginning to get to me.

7 Die, 14 Injured In Lagos Building Collapse

 This is just a really pathetic story.

A three-storey building at 29, Oloto Street, Ebutte Metta, Yaba Local Council Development Area, LCDA, Lagos, yesterday collapsed killing no fewer than seven persons with 14 others injured.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Dear Yimiton, My Wife and a one night fling are pregnant and will be due almost at the same time. What do I do?

I know I've always been silly, but seriously, this is the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life and I'm so confused, I don't even know who to turn to. 

Ever since I was in secondary school, I've been known to be a lover of many women. I used to be very proud of my achievements but when I got married and couldn't stop it, I started wondering if there wasn't something wrong with me. I just can't get satisfied with sleeping with one woman at a time. 

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Are you a Geek or not? Take this fun survey to find out.

Wow! I didn't consider myself a geek until I took the survey below and discovered that I fall in the category of geeks!

Just click on  Geek Calculator to find out if you're a geek or not.

Don't forget to let us know the category you fall into on the comment box.

50 Cent faces a sentence of five years in jail for domestic violence and vandalism

Seriously, 50 Cent should take a cue from JayZ and get a grip on himself.

50 Cent was charged on Wednesday with domestic violence stemming from a June incident with an ex-girlfriend. He was accused of allegedly kicking his ex who he has a child with and causing $7,100 in property damage at her condominium in Toluca Lake, California.

50 Cent, allegedly began destroying the woman's chandeliers, furniture, television and a lamp, as well as ransacking a bedroom closet.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Video of Ardi Rizal, 2 year old baby who smoked 40 cigarettes a day.

I was watching a documentary recently and was shocked that I'd never heard about Ardi Rizal, a 2 year old boy, (now 6) who smoked packs and packs of cigarettes in a day while his family watch on. I mean, this boy was so young, he still fed from a baby feeding bottle!

Fortunately, he is said to have quit after going through a rehab after the video went viral in 2010 and the government of Indonesia felt disgraced. The bad thing though is that the boy is now suffering  some kind of chest infection caused by the cigarettes he's been exposed to and had smoked at such a young age.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z ' spend £5,000 on designer gifts for Kim Kardashian and Kanye's daughter, North West

Beyoncé and Jay-Z with their baby girl, Blue Ivy visited Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter North. They made their visit even sweeter by reportedly bringing along a staggering £5,000 of presents for the little girl.

Among the gifts they gave to two-week-old North were personalised Christian Dior baby booties and a three-piece sterling silver Elsa Peretti Padova baby set with the baby's name on.

'Dead' Governor's Office Vehicle (Picture of the day)

Someone was passing through Adeola Odekun, Victoria Island yesterday and was so mesmerized by this 'Governor's Office' vehicle that he took a picture and sent to me. Seriously, does this car even need to pass through road worthiness test before we know it's not road worthy?

Deeper Life refuses Kumiyi's son's apology on account of his bride's dress and puts him on suspension

I read about all the controversy following Pastor Kumuy's son's wedding in Jamaica sometime last week. While some bloggers said the lady was all dressed in tight fitting dress and made up, some others  said it was Photoshopped as she was dressed in a shapeless, long sleeve dress without any makeup.

It looks like the people who said the bride was all made up were right because John Kumuyi, the son of the General Superintendent of the Church has been suspended.

John Kumuyi with his wife offered a video apology to the church but his apology was not accepted and he was still suspended.

Read a snipped of the apology after the cut.

Fire guts Visafone office in Victoria Island, Lagos

Heard this news on the radio this morning and the first thing that came to my mind was 'oh my! I hope this won't lead them to sacking even more people.

Anyway, according to the Punch:
There was pandemonium at Saka Tinubu, Victoria Island, Lagos, on Tuesday, after fire broke out at the national sales office of Visafone Communications Limited.

Monday, July 1, 2013

How I got stuck in ShopRight because I didn't have cash. How ripe is Nigeria for a cashless society?

I've always been an advocate for paperless and cashless society. In my office, my colleagues know I have soft copies of almost any document and hardly ever keep hard copies unless I am mandated to which usually gets to my nerves.

This is also my behaviour towards cash. I buy almost anything online with my debit card, pay for my cable, for flights, use PoS machines in boutiques and shops and even recharge people's mobile phones directly online.

I can't remember the last time I was at the bank because I've not had a reason to for a while. I use any online payment platforms you can think about. I use and love mobile money and I get angry that I can't use PoS in the general local market and the filling stations. So, these are the only places I go to with cash.