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Gunmen kill six members of a family in Plateau

Six members of the Dakinban family, have all being killed by unknown gunmen in an early morning attack in Tibiu village of Kumbum ward in Mangu local government area of Plateau State, north central Nigeria.

Has Angelina Jolie grown horns? Lol

Naaa, it's just her costume as Meleficent in the Disney's upcoming Sleeping Beauty fairy-tale.
She does look fierce and wicked right.

Amber Rose, tuck in your boobs, that's not how to be a high school student!

Amber Rose filming her new movie, School Dance, and this is how she went to the set! 

The 28-year-old was pictured on the set of the film today sporting a Varsity style outfit that would be banned at any school in the world. 

Wearing a neon bikini top that barely contained her ample cleavage, Amber's Adidas offered little coverage to protect her modesty.

Amber, seriously? 

11 year old boy ordained minster. Leads church

 Just last month, Ezekiel Stoddard, 11, of Temple Hills, Md., was ordained as a minister in his family's independent Pentecostal church, where his parents are also pastors. 

Pastor Arrested Over Death Of 6-year Old Girl.

Na waoh, all these terrible stories everywhere. 

A Lagos pastor, Rev. Tom Joseph, has been arraigned before the Yaba Magistrate’s Court following an allegation that he gave some concoction to a six-year old girl, Victoria Duff. She allegedly died instantly after drinking the substance.

Captured mastermind of UN building bombing is dead

Abuja -  Habib Bama, the wanted Boko Haram member, who was shot and arrested by the Joint Task Force (JTF) in a gun battle in Damaturu on Thursday is dead.

This Nigerian Killed 19 year old Ghanian Girlfriend & threw her body in his neighbour's compound.

Nathaniel Udama

Was he actually thinking he wasn't going to get caught?!

26 year old Nathaniel Udama Adu is an unemployed Nigerian living in Ghana. He was dating 19 year old SHS leave, Matilda Asante and has now been accused of killing her. 

See what Daily Guide Ghana has to say: 

Warning: Disturbing picture of the dead body if you continue. Please don't click if you don't have the stomach for it. 

Haba, Mr. Coat, is it by force? Abeg see this man wants to kill himself. Hilarious Picture

Haba, Mr. Coat, is it by force to be a Gentleman?

Na by force to wear cooperate cloths? Reminds me of Fela's song 'Gentle Man'.

In the sun oh, the guy no send sef, he's just going on his own, feeling very cool with himself. I hope he doesn't suffocate.

A clerk stole £170,000 from her boss for lavish dream wedding!

Kirsty Lane, with husband Graham

 Wow, this woman has mind oh,  that is over N42 million! 

She gave jewel-encrusted iPods to Bridesmaids, free bar for all guests and hired a harpist to greet guest as well as got an award-winning chef to do the catering and booked her honeymoon in Mexico. 

We got N7,000 to launch Biu Church attack-Boko Haram suspects

Seven suspected Boko Haram men alleged to have masterminded the attack on Ekklizivar Yan’uwa A Nigeria (EYN) Church in Biu, Borno State recently said they were paid N7, 000 each to carry out the attack which left no fewer than three worshipers dead.

See the huge fish a man caught in a Texas Lake!

Wow! This fish is humongous!

Brent Crawford nearly got killed by the fish when they were struggling after he carefully caught it with his fishing bow. The fish pulled him into the river but his Dear Sweet Dog kept tugging at his jeans and tried to pull him out till he was safe enough to call a friend. There was a lot of mud splashes.

His friend came in and shot the fish with his piston before hooking it up and taking this incredible picture.

Read up the full story on YAHOO!

Foreigners are Behind Bombings — Kaduna CP

Commissioner of Police, Kaduna State Command, Mohammed Jinjiri Abubakar, has disclosed that nationals of Chad, Cameroon and Niger Republics are responsible for most of the terrorism acts in the North.

Amb. Olusola, Village Headmaster Creator, Dies At 77

Ambassador Olusegun Olusola is dead, The creator of the popular television drama series, The Village Headmaster  died yesterday evening in Lagos after a brief illness, according to his aide, Wole Adediran. He was 77 years.

"I can confirm to you that Baba died at about 6.30pm this evening," Adediran said last night.

Late Olusola was born in Iperu-Remo, Ogun State in March 18, 1935

He was chairman of several government agencies, and was in 1987 appointed Nigerian ambassador to Ethiopia and the Organisation of Africa Unity (OAU).

I need some attention! (Real life experience of a 7 year old)

OK Guys, I wrote this a long time ago and just re read it. It made me laugh so had, I really wanted to share it. It's a real life childhood experience. 

Since I remembered this incident, I've practically be giggling.

 

When I was a kid of about 7, I felt I was not special. This was because every other person in the house always seemed to have one reason or anther to be treated specially. I was jealous of my immediate elder sister because she was ill once and she was given so much attention, I was green with envy. She travelled, got a lot of gifts and had so many other treats. 

My younger brother too had a home accident while we were playing. He was also treated 'special' he was taken to the nearest city, to one of the best hospitals in the state for treatment. He returned with toys. There was one particular toy I was very jealous of; it was a toy train. I couldn't imagine how lucky he was, I so wanted a toy train of my own, to make matters worse, he wouldn't even play toy train with me, he'll rather hang out with boys his age and play with them.

So, I started wishing, hoping and praying that I either fall ill or simply have an accident! It was that bad, I needed some attention too. 

One day, what seemed to be like a granted prayer happened, I actually had an accident! A rusted nail pierced my foot. I was too excited to cry, even while the blood flowed out. Oh my gosh! I was going on a trip too, I'll get lots of gifts, I was already dreaming of toy trains, dolls and so many toys I definitely wasn't going to share with my younger brother. 

My dad was sent for and while I was expecting the treats, he started by scolding me for playing in the wrong places. To make matters worse, one of our neighbours confirmed that I was found of playing and running around where I had no business . My dad was mad at me and I was taken to a local chemist for first aid and later taken to the local hospital for Anti Tetanus Injections and proper treatment. I was waiting to hear the magic word that I was being referred to the city where I will spend a few days and every thing I ever wished for will be granted. Unfortunately for me, that was never the case. All I had were very painful doses of injections and bitter pills to swallow in the local hospital!

I learnt my lesson then and even now as I write this and remember that day, I can't help but laugh. What some kids will do for attention. 

Please do leave your most memorable childhood event story in the comment box. Don't spoil the fun oh. 

Brad Pitt's $1,250 (N312,540) Sunglasses

Brad Pitt sure does know how to bring out the sexy in him. The luxe aviator-style sunglasses, which are made from 100 percent pure titanium, feature mirrored lenses that are vapor coated in pure 18k rose gold. The style, called "Black Onyx," 

These Sunglasses are not only pretty, they are also very expensive, they cost roughly N312,540. You have to be super rich to pull that off. 

Me like!

Source: Us Weekly

Still totally digging these sun glasses. 

Jonathan Defends Trip to Brazil amid Insecurity

President Goodluck Jonathan yesterday took up critics of his trip to Brazil to attend the United Nation's Earth Summit Rio+20 despite the troubling security situation in Kaduna and Yobe States, which both came under terrorist attacks a few days to his departure.

Miley, is that your butt I can see + why are you disappearing?

I beg, Dear Yimiton Readers, Isn’t this girl indeed too immature be getting married? I mean, what pride to be goes around shopping with a belt for a pair of knickers. 

Dear Miley, I think this is too much flesh revealed to the world.  Shouldn’t you be an innocent blushing bride to be? 

Have you also noticed how thin she has become? Where is she disappearing to? Could it be in preparation for her wedding? 

Meanwhile, she twitted yesterday that she loves being a fiancée. 

I still like her a lot though, never can forget the sweet little Hannah Montana.

Johnny Depp to pay Vanessa Paradise £100million + He's already being linked with Amber Heard! even bought her a horse.

You know Johnny Depp and Paradise were never married during their 14 year relationship but Vanessa Paradise is set to receive one of the biggest pay-off between a non-married couple. Johnny Depp should be paying her £100million. They say it's  in a bid to keep the split as amicable as possible for the sake of their children.

Johnny Depp is worth at least £200million and has lots of property .

We just heard this and are still surprised oh, meanwhile, gist already has it that tthings are beginning to heat up between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. I heard that they are so close that she's always visiting the New Mexico set of the Lone Ranger where Johnny Depp is currently filming. Globe magazine even said Johnny Depp has bought the girl a hourse so they then ride together!

Meanwhile, did I remember to mention that this 26 year old Amber Heard is Bi-sexual! Na wah, maybe she'll invite her female partner to bed with Johnny Depp. Lol.

But seriously, can't these people even let the ink on their separation papers dry off before they start seeing other people. Hollywood shaaaa

U.S. To Label Boko Haram leaders "Terrorists"

The U.S. government is expected to formally apply a "foreign terrorist" label on Thursday to three alleged leading figures of the violent Nigerian militant group Boko Haram, officials said.